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Okay, so I think I finally thought of an excuse for why I don’t have any clips of any performances, ever.  You see, me performing stand-up is such an experience, and there’s such an unbelievably intense, almost sexual connection made between myself and the audience, that to show it outside of its live setting would be doing it a terrible disservice.  Also, considering that when my father heard how much I discuss sex and its frustrations onstage now, he described my act as “verbal pornography,” I’m not technically sure I’m even allowed to post any of my sets on here.

So I guess if you want to see me perform, you’ll have to come out and see me perform.   And while I’m sure I’ll someday have some clips on here, honestly, I kind of like it this way.

Okay, not really.  I’m just too lazy to do anything about it.

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By the way, if you’re really desperate for a Bryson fix, you can listen to a few ancient tracks on my myspace account, which can be found at www.myspace.com/brysonturner

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What is especially awesome about listening to them on myspace is that the title to the Jeff Foxworthy track is “Jeff Foxworthy, you bastard”. Which wouldn’t really matter, except that myspace has a database for all audio and video clips on the site, which means that whenever a redneck looks up “Jeff Foxworthy” looking for some great Blue Collar clips, my audio clip pops up with all of Jeff’s actual material. Which means that huge Jeff Foxworthy fans occasionally discover my incredibly anti-southern, anti-Foxworthy clip by accident. And vicious comments and messages ensue. So feel free to listen to the clip on myspace, then check out some of the hate-mail I’ve received, then click on their profiles and laugh at how unrealistically cliche’ they are. It’s good for a few moments of entertainment…and isn’t that really what the internet is all about?

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