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Track #5 - Jeff Foxworthy
Track #7 - The Eye

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It has been brought to my attention that the links to these tracks are not functioning at the moment.  Having been handed my telecommunications degree from Ohio University for pretty much showing up, I have no idea how to fix this problem.  But I have smarter, more successful, non-comic friends who will figure it out and have some audio and video clips up before long.  Thanks for your patience.

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By the way, you can also listen to these tracks on my myspace account, which can be found at www.myspace.com/brysonturner

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What is especially awesome about listening to them on myspace is that the title to the Jeff Foxworthy track is “Jeff Foxworthy, you bastard”.  Which wouldn’t really matter, except that myspace has a database for all audio and video clips on the site, which means that whenever a redneck looks up “Jeff Foxworthy” looking for some great Blue Collar clips, my audio clip pops up with all of Jeff’s actual material.  Which means that huge Jeff Foxworthy fans occasionally discover my incredibly anti-southern, anti-Foxworthy clip by accident.  And vicious comments and messages ensue.  So feel free to listen to the clip on myspace, then check out some of the hate-mail I’ve received, then click on their profiles and laugh at how unrealistically cliche’ they are.  It’s good for a few moments of entertainment…and isn’t that really what the internet is all about?

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