DC On Tap Write-up

February 9, 2009 Events, Uncategorized | Comments (0) bryson @ 5:43 pm
February 1, 2009
6:00 pmto8:00 pm

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Hey!  So while I was back in DC for the inauguration, I got a mention in a nice little write-up about the shows I did at the Arlington Drafthouse.  They were actually really fun shows, as I got a chance to headline and have some fun with everyone there, and the story ended up coming out in the February edition of a monthly DC magazine called On Tap.

The story starts by making me seem like a total tool, by using this picture of me in this sweater…

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…and then proceeds to imply to the reader that having sex with me is a constant race against time, given my need to defend premature ejaculation.  So all in all, I’m pretty sure this is my proudest moment.  Though probably less so for my mother and father, who consider any bits that I do about sex to be, and I quote, “verbal pornography.”

Many thanks to Will Hessler for putting together such solid shows and for letting me be a part of them.  And, of course, for the quote he gave.

You can check out the article here:

http://www.ontaponline.com/article/11384

The Books I’ve Read in 2010

Events | Comments (0) bryson @ 4:53 pm
December 31, 2009 11:59 pmtoJanuary 1, 2010 12:02 am

__________Here’s a list of books I read during the first couple months of 2009.  I imagine I should update this if I’m going to have it on my site.  Maybe I’ll get to that soon.  Right now, I don’t trust WordPress.  So we’ll see……—–     —–     —–     —–     —–     —–     —–     —–     —–The List: 1.  Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer  (January 7, 2009)2.  The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho  (January 9, 2009)3.  The Truth About Cheating by M. Gary Newmann  (January 26, 2009)4.  The Curious Case of the Dog in the Nighttime by Mark Haddon  (January 30, 2009)5.  Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand (February 1, 2009…during Super Bowl)6.  Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy  (February 8, 2009)