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This is an Austin-famous club located right on 6th street, in the heart of Austin. I’ll be featuring there on May 22nd and May 23rd, with a dude named Jeremy who is really funny but who I don’t know the last name of. Tickets will be 5 dollars, and it will be worth it. You have my word.

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In the meantime, there is an open-mic there every Thursday. It’s kind of a dream and a nightmare, because there are usually 40 or so comics that go up, and everyone does three minutes. This prevents anyone from ever really finding a rhythm, but it also prevents anyone from really ruining the show on their own. So if you want meaningless art shoved into your face at commercial-length intervals, and you have three bucks to burn, come check out a show sometime!

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That’s right, kids! I’m back in town for Obama’s inauguration, and so why not gloat to the few Republicans who will try to forget their troubles by going to a comedy club in the heart of a district that voted 93% for Barack!?

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I’ll be in the DC Improv Lounge, with three other comics, with all of us doing about 20 minutes each. So it should be fairly intimate, and you should actually get a chance to get to know us a little. It’s gonna sell out early, so if you want to check it out, go to www.dcimprov.com asap.

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The 8 p.m. show has already sold out, so they’ve added a second at 10:30.  It will sell out as well, so hurry and get tickets if you’d like.

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This will be pretty much most Sundays, for at least the first couple months of 2009. Cap City is cool enough to have an open-mic where local comics can test their shit on a pretty decent audience, and so we tend to take advantage. Also, it’s fun, and it’s only $2 to get in. So don’t be a bitch, you little bitch.

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That came out wrong. That’s what she said. Nice.

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Update:  I’ve added the guest spots to this listing as well.  They will be on Tuesdays until further notice.