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This is just a quick thank you to everyone at Washington and Lee who came out to the show on Tuesday, September 4, and watched me perform at the Stackhouse Theater. 

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With apologies to all those I am leaving out — and there are many — let me say thanks especially to my new German friend who couldn’t resist the lure of Lexington, your friend from Ukraine, the friend I mistook for Germany girl that was actually from somewhere else (Ecuadorian?  Portuguese?  Am I even close?  My apologies…Americans are self-absorbed assholes.  But then you probably already knew that), the three frat guys who sat in the front, the girl who was going to leave but gave me a chance, all the non-drinkers who were desperate for something to do, all the drinkers who needed a place to detox, and even the four dudes who we met before the show that helped with my research on campus life (or lack thereof).

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In all seriousness though (which is rare, being a comic and all), I had an absolute blast at W and L, and I owe everyone who came to the show and was so receptive to everything I threw at them.  Best of luck the next four years, and thanks for letting me be a part of your ride.  Hopefully I can come back down there sometime and perform again…if the place hasn’t burned down by then.

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Washington and Lee, you rock.  Here’s a picture of the question and answer session I did after the show, which - admittedly - did not go as well as the show itself.

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